17 April, 2018

Four-Twenty on Four Twenty!


The 6th Annual 4-20 Tribal Stomp happens at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ™ Central - Friday, April 20 @ 4:20 PM SLT! Good times, good company & lots more!

Music starts at 4:20 SLT with ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ favorite Whirli Placebo live, followed by DJ Blue Reed's Rockin' Rollercoaster at 5:20 & the legendary Von Johin at 6:20!

Freebies, prizes, crazies & of course a new "420" Limited Edition release, ProXima 420! Keep an eye on the ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Growers & Breeders Group for more!

~*~*~ APRIL 20 @ 4:20 PM SLT ~*~*~

ProXima 420 w/Radiation Belt FX
ProXima 420 is an LE you won't want to miss! 5.0 Superweed, slow growing, outdoor Plants, full bright with 1% glow out of the box. That's right - 1% glow plus full bright, so you'll have a head start on breeding "radioactive" plants!

Speaking of isotopes, tthe all new Radiation Belt FX adds a unique appearance to mature specimens. With luck & some crazy genetic engineering, we've been able to isolate a wild new ring-shaped FX pattern, and we're passing it on to you!


31 March, 2018

Egg Hunt... Nugz!

Tweetz, Bluebird, Blush & Wisteria Nugz

The Ether Bunny hopped thru ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central & dropped off this year's Easter/Passover/All Fools Day LEs. You'll have to find all the vendors to score all four -- TWEETZ NUGZ with crazy chick foliage and BLUEBIRD, BLUSH & WISTERIA NUGZ with beaded egg designs. 

These nugz-sized little guys are medium growing outdoor plants. Across the set, there's a full range of potency from TWEETZ (low potency) to WISTERIA (very high potency). Each strain has unique color-matched Radz FX!

It's April Fool's Day, so we ain't making this easy! Vendor egg baskets are scattered around ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central , one for each egg design plant (BLUEBIRD, BLUSH & WISTERIA). Seed packs contain 2 seeds - one beaded egg design & one TWEETZ seed for L$420. But you'll have to find 'em to get 'em, so chill & take a walk in the garden!

18 March, 2018

A Fun New Way to Plant ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ!

Lay out your grow in consistent, regular patterns with the new ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ™ AUTOPLANTER, a garden tool for precision planting!  Optimize your pharm to fit your feeding and lighting preferences, or express your creativity with this fun new accessory.

Use the simple menus to choose a basic pattern, specify the size of the planting and the number of seeds to be planted in it, and sow the seeds. And it's 100% mesh, so it's prim-friendly.

The AutoPlanter is refillable, too, so you can use it over and over. Plus, it's compatible with ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ seeds, seed bricks, dormant plants, and even Plant Food Spikes and Auxin!

3-Ring Circular Layout
3 X 6 Rectangular Layout

Grow Like a Pro!

23 February, 2018

New Packaging & Product Freshen-ups!

New Look for CSL Accessories & Consumables

"Made in the U.S.A. 

 by Illegal Immigrants!"

It's been a long time since a lot of ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ accessories & consumable products have gotten fresh packaging, so...

The Large & Compact Grow-Lites, Deluxe Liquid Plant Food Kit, ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ & Plant Food Spikes (2-packs & 10-packs) are now shipping in cardboard boxes instead of the large burlap boxes we've used for years.

Plus, we've updated the original Gridded Magic Pot Plot to the same texture/tint menus as the Octoplot  and QuadraOctoPlot  planters! Check them all out at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central.

07 February, 2018

Mardi Gras 2018


Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Our tenth Mardi Gras limited edition, CARNIVAL, continues a six-year tradition! Let the parades roll!

These outdoor beauties are medium sized and bushy with medium potency and medium growth rate. The unique Jesters Gone Wild FX are dancin' in the street, and first generation specimens will play a little Dixieland music so you can march along with 'em!

Stop by the parade float at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ™ Central and take a look at these in action!  Free Mardi Gras gift bags with gestures, parasols (for marching), and more are there, too. "Throw me somethin', mister!"

CARNIVAL is available in 2-seed packs for L$420 and 10-seed packs for L$2100.

03 February, 2018

A New Standard & An Exciting New Feature

Maui Wowie Nomal (Non-Bright)
Maui Wowie Bright

Introducing our newest standard variety... MAUI WOWIE

MAUI WOWIE meets several long-standing needs for cross-breeders with its very fast growth rate and "square" form (as tall as wide) in an outdoor standard variety. This combination of stats was suggested by breeder! We listen!

Replacing Trifecta in the ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ line up, MAUI WOWIE also brings with it the new Version 4.19.906 update. These plants are compatible with the all-new PLANT AUXIN growth enhancer.

PLANT AUXIN is an optional way to give a plant a one-time 25% growth boost and a "second chance" for 1-seed females to achieve multi-seed yields. Simply place a single-use vial of PLANT AUXIN within 3 meters of a compatible 4.19.906 plant and click "Auxin" in the plant's Main Menu. The auxin vial will self-destruct after use. A message appears in the heading part of the plant's menu to confirm that a 25% growth spurt will occur at the next cycle. What's more, 1-seed females will "re-roll their genetic dice" to give them a second chance at two or three seed yields (with better odds).

MAUI WOWIE is on sale now at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central. For the month of February, it's the Stash of the Month, so you'll get 10% off the usual price (L$270 for a 2-seed pack & L$1620 for a 24-seed Growers Bulk Pack). And for a limited time, you can try out PLANT AUXIN with free vials included in every pack!

PLANT AUXIN is available in packs of four (L$150) & ten (L$375) single-use vials in the Plant Food section of the store. 

31 December, 2017

A New Year's Special & A New Version!

“The world is changing: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth,and I smell it in the air.”

Full bright TREEBEARD LE in its natural habitat.

The  ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ™ Team went deep into J.R.R. Tolkien's Fangorn Forest to bring back our 2018 New Year's Limited Edition, TREEBEARD.

The oldest of the Ents in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, Treebeard was a tree-like creature, "a shepherd of trees," and as the wizard Gandalf said, "the oldest living thing still walking the Sun upon this Middle-earth."

As Ents do, Treebeard came to resemble the plants he herded, and the  ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ TREEBEARD is no exception. This LE is genetically designed to guard your grow in the coming New Year!

Like its namesake, ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ TREEBEARD is strong and slow -- high potency, slow growing indoor/outdoor plants. Although the "real" Treebeard was four meters tall, these are medium large plants at 1.925 meters tall and wide, and feature subtle sprite-like Entwives FX.  

(Entwives, you ask? Hey, we're NOT going to read LOTR to you! Go buy the Cliff Notes! Watch the movies! Google is your friend. Does this mean there's a LOTR set heading our way in 2018? You tell us!)

Two seed packs are on sale for L$420 and 10-seed bulk packs for L$2100 at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central.


What's more, TREEBEARD is our first Version 4.19.905 release! So we've released a new HUD (Version 4.20180101) for your updating enjoyment!

Version 4.19.905 has several new features, but the most exciting is the new myGrow 2.0 web page link. Instead of the old hard to use single page list, the new myGrow is "paged" and provides several basic search filters to help you locate your currently growing plants. New version plants record more information about themselves: tint, glow, FX, and importantly, location. So for 4.19.905s, you're able to click a SLURL link on your myGrow 2.0 page that can transport you directly to that specific plant! (You'll still be able to see older version plants in myGrow 2.0. Those listings don't include FX, tint, and glow stats, and the direct teleport link isn't available.)

What's more, the myGrow 2.0 system encrypts your username and ID. Privacy, privacy, privacy! But as they say, better safe... Now, if somebody wants to see your myGrow page -- perhaps to figure out a buy or trade -- they'll have to get the link from you!

You'll find your personal link to myGrow 2.0 in the Help Submenu of every 4.19.905 plant as well as in the HUD Menu > Help Submenu of HUD 4.2018.

Additionally, we've added AutoPause and PassGroup controls to the plant menu. Now, AutoPause is available to HUD-phobic growers (who get no benefit from PassGroup anyway). but more importantly, this lets you fix any cross-ups when configuring a group with the HUD. (Yes, we all forget to click plants "HUD On" when setting up groups! 😜)

AutoPause and PassGroup are found in the new Special Submenu of plants' Advanced Menu. This meant moving the Banner button from the Advanced Menu back to the Main Menu to make room for the Special Submenu on the Advanced Menu.

Confused? Good! The bottom line is that you're now only two clicks instead of three from hiding hovertext banners! (Djeaux thinks this is the coolest part of the new version, but he doesn't like text banners.)

As always, the new version incorporates a lot of small, mostly behind the scenes changes to make the growing experience work better and provide you with easy access to the tools you need to take your breeding projects to the next level. And oh yeah, we sometimes change things just to make sure that growing ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ remains challenging and fun. (You figure out what that last sentence meant!  😁)

And remember, "it's always 4:20 somewhere!"