Grateful Dad 2018 now on sale!

Why wear an ugly necktie?

GRATEFUL DAD  2018, the fourth annual Father's Day LE, is now on sale at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central!

A medium potency, medium growing indoor/ outdoor variety, the newest addition to the "Choice Bears" foliage series features Merry Pranksters FX. This is a "singing" plant that plays a guitar riff from Workingman's Dead & the sound FX is inheritable!

Regular two seed packs are L$420 & bulk sacks of 10 seeds are L$2100.

"Set out running but I take my time..."

Updated Genetic Odds Cheatsheet

Since the researchers at the ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Genome Project published the last Genetic Odds Table, several updates have brought us FX inheritance from males, tint and glow traits, as well as the ability to use Plant Auxin to get a second chance at higher yield plants. So it's "high time" for an update to the "Cheatsheet!" You can use these numbers to predict and plan your breeding strategies, as well as to help you evaluate your stock when trading or selling.

A Technical Caveat

The percentages are taken straight from the "genetic engine" scripts, but they're really only approximate. That's because the Linden Scripting Language (LSL) -- and many other programming languages --  uses "pseudo random numbers" rather than truly random numbers. Moreover, LSL generates random numbers in batches, which means that fetching several random numbers at about the same time on the same sim may not be truly independent events. At any rate, it's close enough that the "genetic odds" in the table aren't too far off, and the unpredictability adds a little fun (and uncertainty) to breeding!

Calculating Odds for Multiple Traits

Leaving aside the possibility that "random" events in LSL may not be truly independent, the odds of independent events happening together are multiplicative. Thus, the odds of germinating a seed and getting a 3-seed dwarf female would be 2.3% (odds of 3-seed female) times 2.0% (odds of dwarf) for a 0.046% chance (less than one in 2,200 odds). That's kind of uncommon!

Beating the Odds

Obviously, one way to get those 3-seed dwarf females is to germinate lots & lots & lots & lot of  ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ seeds. Naturally, the ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Team encourages this approach, because it puts more money in our pocket! But most experienced growers take the long view, isolating dwarf genetic lines, taking a chance with Plant Auxin & waiting for that 3-seed female to hit! Happy Growing!

Cinco De Mayo!

The ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Team introduces PONCHO VILLA, the 2018 Cinco de Mayo LE!

• Very High Potency
• Very Fast Growth Rate
• Outdoor
• Medium-sized
• "Poncho" & gecko foliage
• Maracas FX
• Gen 1 musical plants

What more could you want for Cinco de Mayo?

How about a ridiculously festive price? 5 seeds per pack for L$555. (Our lowest priced LE in, like, forever!)

Buenos guano!

Four-Twenty on Four Twenty!

WEEDAPALOOZA!

The 6th Annual 4-20 Tribal Stomp happens at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ™ Central - Friday, April 20 @ 4:20 PM SLT! Good times, good company & lots more!

Music starts at 4:20 SLT with ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ favorite Whirli Placebo live, followed by DJ Blue Reed's Rockin' Rollercoaster at 5:20 & the legendary Von Johin at 6:20!

Freebies, prizes, crazies & of course a new "420" Limited Edition release, ProXima 420! Keep an eye on the ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Growers & Breeders Group for more!

~*~*~ APRIL 20 @ 4:20 PM SLT ~*~*~

ProXima 420 w/Radiation Belt FX

ProXima 420 is an LE you won't want to miss! 5.0 Superweed, slow growing, outdoor Plants, full bright with 1% glow out of the box. That's right - 1% glow plus full bright, so you'll have a head start on breeding "radioactive" plants!

Speaking of isotopes, tthe all new Radiation Belt FX adds a unique appearance to mature specimens. With luck & some crazy genetic engineering, we've been able to isolate a wild new ring-shaped FX pattern, and we're passing it on to you!

ALL AT FOUR-TWENTY ON FOUR TWENTY!

Egg Hunt... Nugz!

Tweetz, Bluebird, Blush & Wisteria Nugz

The Ether Bunny hopped thru ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central & dropped off this year's Easter/Passover/All Fools Day LEs. You'll have to find all the vendors to score all four -- TWEETZ NUGZ with crazy chick foliage and BLUEBIRD, BLUSH & WISTERIA NUGZ with beaded egg designs. 

These nugz-sized little guys are medium growing outdoor plants. Across the set, there's a full range of potency from TWEETZ (low potency) to WISTERIA (very high potency). Each strain has unique color-matched Radz FX!

It's April Fool's Day, so we ain't making this easy! Vendor egg baskets are scattered around ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central , one for each egg design plant (BLUEBIRD, BLUSH & WISTERIA). Seed packs contain 2 seeds - one beaded egg design & one TWEETZ seed for L$420. But you'll have to find 'em to get 'em, so chill & take a walk in the garden!

A Fun New Way to Plant ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ!

Lay out your grow in consistent, regular patterns with the new ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ™ AUTOPLANTER, a garden tool for precision planting!  Optimize your pharm to fit your feeding and lighting preferences, or express your creativity with this fun new accessory.

Use the simple menus to choose a basic pattern, specify the size of the planting and the number of seeds to be planted in it, and sow the seeds. And it's 100% mesh, so it's prim-friendly.

The AutoPlanter is refillable, too, so you can use it over and over. Plus, it's compatible with ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ seeds, seed bricks, dormant plants, and even Plant Food Spikes and Auxin!

3-Ring Circular Layout

3 X 6 Rectangular Layout

Grow Like a Pro!

Read more about the AutoPlanter.

New Packaging & Product Freshen-ups!

New Look for CSL Accessories & Consumables

"Made in the U.S.A. 

 by Illegal Immigrants!"

It's been a long time since a lot of ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ accessories & consumable products have gotten fresh packaging, so...

The Large & Compact Grow-Lites, Deluxe Liquid Plant Food Kit, ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ & Plant Food Spikes (2-packs & 10-packs) are now shipping in cardboard boxes instead of the large burlap boxes we've used for years.

Plus, we've updated the original Gridded Magic Pot Plot to the same texture/tint menus as the Octoplot  and QuadraOctoPlot  planters! Check them all out at ḈḁṇṇḁḇḭṦḼ Central.